Have a Happy Christmas
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions of you choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/ secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contribution to society have helped make Briton great (not to imply that Briton is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “Britain” in the western hemisphere ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no obligation of the original greeting.
It implies no promise to the wishers to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishers.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for the period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited replacement of this wish at the sole discretion of the wishers .
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however if sent electronically significant number of electrons may be inconvenienced.
Best wishes and have a very merry Christmas and prosperous New Year subject to still using (having) money in 2011